What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...