What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!