Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.