Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

California Jokes More California Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset