The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
All of them.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Someone's losing their trailer
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
