How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.