How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.