It's a dead giveaway.
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A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Jokes on
You can see the definition.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
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The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Coming unscrewed
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
Two cannibals giving each other head
Kids are their definition of a good time.
A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
Two parrots exactly the same!
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
A: A violist playing octaves.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A worm in a fur coat !
A man outstanding in his field.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A bird who steals !
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
The past tense of "moo"!
Two flutists playing in unison.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
I don't know, and I don't care.
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
A fart with a lump in it
The urge to pop a cold one.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A thin mouse !
A plastic parrot!
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
A: 144 blondes.
An animal that grows down as it grows up !
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
De place where de cowboys ride!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
Marco Polio
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Carmen Sandy Eggo
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
A horse with his eyes closed!
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
For the watch .
A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
They turn out the lights.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
