What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'