What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.