What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!