What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.