How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !