What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

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He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Gotta go fasting! LOL

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Faster than her brother!