What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.