What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!