Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie