What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.