A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
