What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.