What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.