What does a frog that can read say?

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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