What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.