What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Who pays?

Germany.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

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What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.