What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.