What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.