What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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They keep drawing !

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Game, *Set,* and match.

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Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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Surf far so good.

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Lmao Zedong

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Working legs.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.