What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged