What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.