Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.