Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.