What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.