What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane