What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One goes "ribbit ribbit", the other goes "rub it rub it".

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.