What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth