What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!