What's the difference between a girl's ...

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....