What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Stop playing it cagey!

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In the NB - "eh"

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A Wunch

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.