What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.