Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.