Village Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.