What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

What's the best fantasy book?

A bible