Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to 230,000 Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

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Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Big Wave Jokes More Big Wave Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why did the spanish man's boat sink?

Ola

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

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