How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.