How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head