About a day.
I don't have a Camaro....
A torn ACL
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
9gag
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.