Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity