A torn ACL
Timing
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
Because he was an eye wetness.
Crossfit
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
About a couple thousand years.
Popularity.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee