What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !