What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.