What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.