When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!