Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker