Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P