Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.