What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !