What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......