What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

White Jokes More White Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.