What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS