What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully