What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator