What did the dog bring to party?

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!