What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.