Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.