What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.