Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!