What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard