They both sleep all night and whack all day!
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
The real joke is always in the comments!"
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
A football match.......
A frog -- it croaks every night.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
A lager
He was stumped.
He gets toad.
Both crews were marooned.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
Cancer got Jobs.
