What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.