One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.